6.12.2009

Mess With The Best, Die Like The Rest

Yesterday, when I was mowing in Prosper, I was stung in the ear by one of these punks...

A yellow jacket.

So, I hit it with this...


Sayonara Suckas! And it didn't even hurt me. Next time you sting me, don't go for the cartilage, BONEHEAD!!!!!!

4 comments:

Chelsea said...

My mom and I are laughing at your lack of pain. We're impressed with your manliness... Six months ago-- that would have leveled you!

Kevin and Camille Jensen said...

Thank you. Oh how I've grown

Anonymous said...

ARe you getting hazardous duty pay? Have you ever come across a snake? How about a gator? (only in Florida) How about fire ants? An angry rodent?

Kevin and Camille Jensen said...

No, hazard pay. I'm getting the family discount when it comes to that. Instead of compensation for injuries on the job, I get a "toughen up sissy". When does school start again? Snakes? Yes, all the time. Gators? I reserve that treat for Christmas vacation with Cousin Eddie and his family in Florida. Ants? Everyday. Rodents? Everyday, but they are never angry with me. Don't forget spiders. Me and the black widow at one of the homes have become pen pals now that she has moved. Oh, how I miss her so...