12.17.2008

Deathy Death Death

Are you going to die from a natural disaster? What? You haven't thought about that? Well, it is high time you get that hamster wheel a-turnin'. I will assist you in your thought process with the following map.


This is broken up by county. If it is white, you are at the national average for risk of dying in a natural disaster. If it is blue, you are safer than the average American. If it is red, contact your attorney and hammer out your will; you could go at anytime because you are at a higher risk of dying by means of a natural disaster. Sweet dreams.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A couple of observations and comments on the research. Based on the little amount of red in Florida and other gulf coast states, apparently the researchers do not consider hurricanes and tornadoes natural disasters. Also, what is with the large amounts of red in Arizona and Southern Utah. maybe falling into a canyon or being bitten by a gila monster? Personally I am counting on that natural disaster they call a cement truck to take me out at the appropriate time.