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8.20.2009
Chanson du Jour
Your Rocky Spine by Great Lake Swimmers
Now, I get to go listen to the hearts and feel the vascular system of some geriatric patients. That will be good practice for working on Ano....ummmm.....nevermind.
7 comments:
Anonymous
said...
I always wondered who did the music for the "Backyardigans"
Oh, also , a little tip for you since you are only a 4 week old doctor. When checking the heart don't have the patient turn their head and cough. That will be a dead giveaway that you are clueless.
As for the "stone" beating within my chest? You will get to listen to it the day it stops.
You are right, liberal menace. I do need to get used to using the lingo. I am just sick of using the words palpate and auscultate and percuss, supine, prone, sphygmomanometer, external and internal rotation, etc. I've never had a doctor use those words with me. "Please get in the prone position so I can palpate your spinous processes and percuss your intercostal region". Ridiculous. Plus, the only jargon I will need to know as a doctor of the future is..."Uhh, I hate to bother you Mr. President, but can I get a paycheck this month? I've been working my hardest and I promise I haven't been keeping anything from you or the regime. I have really been trying to be a good worker for you. There will be no need to punish my family this month. I've been a good boy, Mr. President. Do you think Zeke can send me a paycheck? Sir? If that's ok with you. Sir".
That's a great idea liberal menace. With Obama in charge of our prescription meds, we may want to stay away from Oxycontin. I feel that drug may be weaponized. Glad you are enjoying the comments jenfra. I don't think anyone listens to these crappy songs anymore.
7 comments:
I always wondered who did the music for the "Backyardigans"
Oh, also , a little tip for you since you are only a 4 week old doctor. When checking the heart don't have the patient turn their head and cough. That will be a dead giveaway that you are clueless.
As for the "stone" beating within my chest? You will get to listen to it the day it stops.
listen? the correct terminology is "auscultate". if your going to be a doctor, you'd better start using words nobody understands.
nice song...lulling me to my much needed sleep. thankzzzzzzzzzzzzz
oh yeah... and you "palpate" pulses. doctors never feel. that's just creepy in the physical sense and shows weak emotions.
You are right, liberal menace. I do need to get used to using the lingo. I am just sick of using the words palpate and auscultate and percuss, supine, prone, sphygmomanometer, external and internal rotation, etc. I've never had a doctor use those words with me. "Please get in the prone position so I can palpate your spinous processes and percuss your intercostal region". Ridiculous. Plus, the only jargon I will need to know as a doctor of the future is..."Uhh, I hate to bother you Mr. President, but can I get a paycheck this month? I've been working my hardest and I promise I haven't been keeping anything from you or the regime. I have really been trying to be a good worker for you. There will be no need to punish my family this month. I've been a good boy, Mr. President. Do you think Zeke can send me a paycheck? Sir? If that's ok with you. Sir".
Okay laugh out loud comments and blog...who needs the song when you have comments like these...
no soup for you!!!
besides, you can get some money on the side by prescribing narcotics to washed up actors/singers/conservative radio talk show hosts.
That's a great idea liberal menace. With Obama in charge of our prescription meds, we may want to stay away from Oxycontin. I feel that drug may be weaponized. Glad you are enjoying the comments jenfra. I don't think anyone listens to these crappy songs anymore.
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