The Supreme Court of Canada just ruled that obese people can get two seats for the price of one on flights within Canada. That is the most ridiculous thing I have heard since I read my last post. It got me thinking: what is coming down the pike for our friendly took-wearing compadres up north? I have some ideas that I have faxed to the Canadian Supreme Court. Maybe some of them will stick.
Their 4 cents worth for schizophreniacs
Carbon offset credits for the overly flatulent
Free cell phones and unlimited texts for the gossipy
A second appointment/date for the flaky
A self back-scratcher for the arrogant
A double cheeseburger for the price of a cheeseburger for the gluttonous
A copy machine and personal genie for the envious
An extra day for the procrastinator
This is just a sample of the ideas I submitted. I think I can help make big improvements to Canadian law. I am very excited.
1 comment:
how about mandatory use of cue cards for the dumb. (like the canadian lawmakers)
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