September 10, 2009 was a big day here in Dumb Blog Headquarters (DBH). It is true. Last Thursday we celebrated one year of wasting people's time. 527 posts, most of them songs that only I like. 6,780 visits, most of them me listening to said songs. 11,641 page views, mostly me defending those same songs after all the reader lambasted them. As you can see, it was a big day here in DBH. Now, we will give you a little update as to the goings on here at DBH, the changes, and a detailed description of how we celebrated turning one.
Over the past few months, management of the blog (1 head writer and 1 editor-in-chief) has taken on new responsibilities that have affected the quality of the product. For that we apologize. But, we are turning over a new leaf. We have a new company name, Saiaku Media (yep, I'm gonna make you Google "saiaku" - it will be the first thing that pops up), to help give us focus. We are trying to get adjusted into our new building, DBH, and are becoming accustomed to our new responsibilities. Now, that the dust is settling, we promise to return with more unreadable content, pointless time-wasting exercises (you are in the middle of one if you couldn't tell), unlistenable songs, spot-on political commentary, obvious observations, sports news, ridiculous videos, etc. That is the promise of the Saiaku Team.
Now, on to the good stuff. We had a big one-year celebration last Thursday that looked like a who's who of awesomeness. We were gonna have Kanye perform, but he hates white people, plus we were pretty sure Taylor Swift was gonna be coming (according to her RSVP) and we didn't want that awkwardness. So, that fell through. We then wanted to honor Michael Moore's new anti-capitalism movie by recanting the important moments of his filmography. After watching all 5 of his documentaries, we could not find one thing that made sense, had any part of truth, or that was worth showing to a human. So, that fell through. Then, we thought it would be fun to get The Eagles to perform at the event, but we couldn't track down their room number in the nursing home. So, that fell through.
You get the point. So, we just celebrated alone with a little cake action. Plus, if we would have had an elaborate party, Nancy Pelosi would have reprimanded us for spending our own money (she only likes spending other people's money) on an event when there are Americans that can't have such events, and we just don't want a genius like her to think poorly of us.
But from the Saiaku Media Team here at DBH we welcome you to one more year of blogging. Hope you enjoy. Here's to 365 more days.
1 comment:
konechiwa oh great saiaku media team. You definitely are the worst, but in a good way. I am committed to one more year of loyal fandom or maybe better stated, "I should be committed".
Thanks for bringing a little laughter and mindless thought to our lives and for some of the saiaku music videos I have ever seen.
By the way the Eagles can be found in that tranquil rest home, "hotel california acres"
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